A small note was taken out of the crotch, Bayern 3-2 Wolfsburg

Speaking to the troll, it has to be Thomas Muller.

Although the Germans are good at using tactical notes, it is inevitable that they have a unique flavor when they are taken out of their crotch.

In addition, Kim Min-jae and Pablo Picasso showed their acting skills in the first round. In the new season, Bayern Munich is destined to start an extraordinary journey again. Just today, the Bundesliga giant Bayern Munich ushered in the first league show of the new season, away to challenge the old team Wolfsburg.

Lan Dawang was empty-handed last season, precisely because of the poor away performance. I am afraid that you will have to challenge the team’s weak ribs right from the start, which is quite difficult. After many warm-up matches, Bayern’s main lineup has gradually become clear.

European Golden Boot Harry Kane continues to serve as the single striker, new aid Olise and Gnabry fly on both wings, Musala connects in the frontcourt, Kimmich returns to the defensive midfielder, partnering with Pavlovic, the two sieves, and afraid of Jin Wen to lead the defense.

The home team Wolfsburg suffered a wave of injuries at the beginning of the new season. If they want to win at home, they still need to rely on the stable performance of Arnoff, who is one man and one city, and Mayer, the core of Croatia’s organization in the post-Modric era.

With the help of the home court, Wolfsburg players put pressure on Bayern’s defense line at the beginning of the game. Kim Min-jae also cooperated well, dribbling horizontally in front of the penalty area, and then threw the ball to Yu Pan. Fortunately, Neuer attacked in time to resolve the danger, and the defender who played the ball was indeed worthy of his reputation.

Fortunately, the offensive end was not affected. Kane received a header from Bo Ai’s cross on the right and Gnabry’s small-angle shot was punched out by Wolfsburg goalkeeper Grabara. Two minutes later, it was again Ggebalibali who kept the goal intact.

Ollie broke through the penalty area in the frontcourt and shot with his right foot. Although Grabara was wearing a mask, Ggebaliba could feel how many sticks this foot had. In the 13th minute, Bayern took advantage of a corner kick opportunity and Kee scored a header on the line, but Barabula miraculously saved the ball again.

The game had only been played for 15 minutes, and Lang Lang, the new goalkeeper, had already made three saves, but failed to score. However, Bayern players did not believe the ball and the score was still robbed. In the 20th minute, Kane sent a lob, passed Borglu’s strong breakthrough into the penalty area and then crossed the ball in front of the goal.

Musela easily scored, 1-0. Bambi showed his classic celebration again. Boe’s strong physical fitness also makes people sigh. France really has endless talents in full-backs. Next is the referee’s performance time. At present, La was kicked down by the opponent in front of the penalty area. The referee was right in front of him and ignored it. Then Olise headed the ball in the penalty area and hit Kaminsky’s outstretched arm.

The referee Hibbert not only did not award a penalty, but also showed a yellow card to Kane who came forward to complain. Anthony, Taylor and Ninby all looked handsome. In the last stage of the first half, Gnabry wasted two excellent opportunities in a row.

First, he missed the target when he shot at the back post without being marked, and then he wasted Uncle Kane’s accurate long pass. His shot at the back post was ridiculously off the far corner, proving once again that every team has its own Nunez. At the end of the first half, Bayern temporarily led 1-0 away from home, but the situation suddenly changed in the second half. Borg, who had performed well in the first 45 minutes, passed the ball and lightly tapped the opponent’s Thomas defender and was awarded a penalty kick.

Mayer took the penalty kick and scored in one fell swoop, and Wolfsburg equalized the score. The blind referee still has a set of obvious fouls. If you don’t blow the whistle, the little hand will take off. Can we congratulate the pharmaceutical company for winning the championship of the new season in advance? Five minutes later, Wolfsburg, who had rebuilt their confidence, quickly counterattacked and entered the Bayern penalty area. Mayer’s powerful shot hit the post and bounced out. The key is that Neuer didn’t even do anything to face this ball. In the 55th minute, Kim Min-jae made a low-level mistake.

He was carelessly dribbling the ball in his own half and was intercepted by Weimer. Then he passed the ball to the unattended Mayer in the penalty area, and the latter pushed the ball into the empty goal, 2-1. Bayern’s boomerang made Wolfsburg score without any effort. If even De Ligt is not interested, then Kim Min-jae can really return to Guoan to continue leveling up. Even the face brother Khedira Dorei channel has never seen Jin Wen in the Serie A field in Bayern.

In the 65th minute, Bayern took a corner kick, and Muller, who had just come on as a substitute, sent the ball into the empty goal, but the replay showed that Kaminsky had already scored an own goal before that, and Bayern tied the score. But then the second child Muller took out his little finger from his crotch to convey the coaching staff’s instructions to his teammates. It seems that when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

I’m afraid you have already mastered the secrets of German football, but it’s a bit surprising to temporarily store the small note in your crotch instead of your socks. In the 72nd minute, the phoenix among the young and the dragon began to sigh. The ball was intercepted in the backcourt and Baku passed it to Behrens, but unfortunately Behrens failed to seize the opportunity. But he and Jin Wen took turns to send Neuer in the first league game, and they are blessed again in the new season.

Eight minutes later, Kane missed the chance to kill the ball. Coman, who was deeply involved in transfer rumors, found Kane accurately in the penalty area. Unfortunately, Kane’s chic turn and volley was magically resolved by the Wolfsburg defender. Then Yu Pa’s header was still a little high.

Then I’m afraid that Ni replaced Kim Min-jae with Dale. Seeing Dale’s appearance, the fans actually felt a long-lost sense of security. The goal of breaking the team’s Bundesliga appearance record eight minutes before the end of the half, once again explained what it means to have an old man in the family. In the case of the opponent’s pulling and dragging, he still passed the ball to Harika. Uncle Kane adjusted and passed the ball to Gnabry on the right.

Gnabry did not waste the opportunity this time and shot hard into the far corner of the goal. 3 to 2, Bayern overtook the score. Although the team’s defense made many mistakes in this game, fortunately, they made the right choice to replace Thomas Muller early, which led to the next two goals. In the end, Bayern held on to the victory and made a difficult start to the new season. It’s just that night like this will make people miss De Ligt, who has become a member of the Rattan Army.